I was at a little mini retro session at the weekend and one of the people there said a small joke that will stick with me forever (well this week).
Someone was using WinUAE and this guy said:
Amiga's are like Girlfriends.... You cannot beat the real thing!
Hey call me sick but it made me smile.
P.S. I do not condone violence towards women, I just wish they also felt the same way about us