For those planning on getting married, I suggest changing the wedding vows to something like this:
Do you (bride's name) take (groom's name) and his Amiga,
In sickness and in health,
For richer and for poorer,
With good Amiga games and with bad,
To have and to play with,
From this day forward so long as the Amiga shall live?
(..and hope she says "I do")