Ok, guys, it appears I must have missed a HECK of a lot of action during my long breaks from both sites.
A big feud between the EAB and the Lemon community? LemonAmiga almost shutting down before it even began? "Half the world" being IP-blocked?
This is what I get for not sticking to communities all the way through, folks!
(Awful shame I didn't get to catch the locked thread before it got wiped.)