The Things Games Made Me Do (That I wouldn't do in real life):
Lemmings - they're only bloody animals for christ's sake ! Their fault if they wanna jump of a cliff, I wouldn't be saving them. Bet they taste quite nice BBQ'd anyhow.
Alien Breed - i'd have wet my pants and hid in one of the cupboards!
Rainbow Islands - I'd have quit my mission after firing the first rainbow and not finding a pot of gold at the end of it.
Sensible Soccer - I wouldn't bother getting changed to play just 6 minutes of football !
Xenon II - I wouldn't have dealt with a shopkeeper as rude as that guy.
Chase HQ - I wouldn't have turned my siren on (and thus alerting the drug runner that I was chasing him). I would have driven past him quietly, set up one of those tyre-deflating trap things and sat at the side of the road with a flask of tea!
Championship Manager - I wouldn't want to keep Manchester United in the Premier League !