That job I wanted? I got it......... And heres the bit that you are all gonna get a kick out of....... I am going to be a....
Hence why for 15 weeks from Feb 22nd, I wont be around much at all.
More than anything, I'm dreading coming home to ten billion emails offering me a dick extension, or some girl in the USA wants to fuck me with her three friends (I wish!), which will neatly coincide with the offers of Viagra from other emails!
So.... laugh all you like.... you deserve to!
Imagine the irony of it all.... me, Galahad of Fairlight becoming a copper! What is the world coming to?