Hehe. I'm sure that tongues should be lodged squarely in cheeks for this.
The best thing about Cliffhanger is the Spidersoft logo!!
Amigajay is right.. They are both terrible examples of how to do a game. Perhaps Last Action Hero would be better if half of the chip RAM wasn't used to store the 300 frames of animation used for Arnie's walking anim!!
And Cliffhanger is just plain pants!
But, in the spirit of the thread, I would say, Last Action Hero. At least I can play it and think about Streets Of Rage... or something...