Originally posted by Chuckles
If one is scolded for offering 0 songs for illegal download, this begs the question of just how many songs you have to offer for download in order to be legal, doesn't it?
Are *you* a mathematician?
Seriously, that's a typically mathematician's answer style.
Two mathematicians watching a building:
Math. #1: "Hmm ... OK, 3 people were entering the building one hour ago. Now there's 3 in the building ... but look! 4 are leaving the building now!
Math. #2: Yeah, I see it. Now 1 has to enter the building, so that there's nobody inside anymore.