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does anyone rember the ass wipe demo, i think it was just a ass wipe logo at the top of the screen in gold text and a voice over man talking about this new toilet paper that wipes out all known clingons, v funny demo old but v funny.

Haven't seen it... but I'd like to :)

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Originally Posted by salesman

Ever have diarrhoea so bad that what you thought was a fart wound up as a new pair of Trousers?

*Fart noise*

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Originally Posted by Customer

Oh, F*n hell!

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Originally Posted by salesman

Or toilet paper so thin your hand went straight through?

*Paper Rip sound*

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Originally Posted by Customer

Sh!t

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Originally Posted by salesman

Well now there's an answer, new super absorbent ARSE WIPE.

Arse Wipe's deluxe 3 ply tissue soaks up that runny diarrhoea and gets to every particle of clinker!

And Arse Wipe's coating of soothing bum cream, relaxes those anal muscles that have been stretched to the limit by a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine

*Kerrr SPLOSH sound*

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Originally Posted by salesman

If you're full of shit, Arse Wipe is here to wipe your cares away.

And remember compared to Arse Wipe everything is crap!

Not bad memory considering I've not heard it in 10 years or more!

found it seems to run ok in winuae in quickstart a500 sound a bit dodgy

Can you stick it in the Zone for me? :)

Pah, no one like my rendition? :)

This was part of the gorezone slideshow disk I think

yes it eas a great rendition very close not bad for ten years, all i could rember was the name and what it was about

Thanks :)

I couldn't comment on your rendition before alexh - but yes, it's pretty good :)

I'd love an adf of the demo if you have one? Just checked the Zone but couldn't find it.. Maybe it's expired? Please upload a new adf if you can.

Many thanks
Gareth

There was sort of a sequel to Arsewipe, possibly done by someone else but in the same style.

I think it was called "No Sex" and it was an interview with several famous singers/actors with clips from their songs spliced as answers to the interview.

I just remember the bit:

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Originally Posted by Interviewer

So Michael Jackson, what do you think about the idea of "No Sex?"

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Originally Posted by Michael Jackson

Bad, bad! (really really bad)

BTW: It's not the AGA demo by Zenon!

Back in The Zone! for you garethw1234 ;)

Thanks DamienD, much appreciated! Happy days of a 10 year old giggling at that demo!

Can you put the demo back in the zone for me?
Ta.

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n :great

...back in The Zone! for you ;)

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Originally Posted by DamienD (Post 398319)

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n :great

...back in The Zone! for you ;)

Darn.. been away for a few weeks and managed to miss the file in the zone! :o

Try not to miss it this time :p

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Originally Posted by DamienD (Post 398319)

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n :great

...back in The Zone! for you ;)

Oh Man, I have been looking for this for ages!

Sorry I am a bit of a late entry here, but... could you upload it one more time...?

Cheers Guys - Amiga Forever!:bowdown

the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago..

I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on...

The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white o pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample.

<blush>