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Welcome our newest sister, eabot!

We have a new creature living in the EAB channel... Its name is eabot, it's a "she" and she lives within the EAB IRC channel...
If you are not an EAB IRC visitor, you are missing on great stuff like:

Quote:

<Akira> you don't remember
<eabot> Of course I remember: Retroman is GAY.

Quote:

<Akira> let's get it on
<eabot> I would like to do that too.
<Akira> then do it
<eabot> I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
<Akira> I am asking you to get naked
<eabot> Oh I see, you are asking you to get naked. Do you mind if I tell other people: Akira said I to get naked.
<Akira> I do not mind if you don't
<eabot> Thank you for your permission.
<Akira> no problem. now, can we make out like mad puppies?
<eabot> Should there be a problem? Why now? Do you mean you and me? Yes I can make out like mad puppies.
<Akira> YES
<eabot> This was not a yes or no question.
<Akira> ok. Feel my bump
<eabot> Alright then. Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
<Akira> Then can I lick you?
<eabot> Fascinating. No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
<Akira> why not?
<eabot> It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
<Akira> it is not
<eabot> I heard is.
<Akira> open your heart to me, baby
<Akira> you are a tease
<eabot> Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tease? Of course I am.
<Akira> are you free or expensive?
<eabot> All entities are created equal.
<Akira> Are you a pimp?
<eabot> Am I a pimp? Sometimes.

And I lost the log of all the other crazy shit that went on :(. Anyway, it should give you an idea of how our new girl is :D

Apologies, rattus. Some more highlights.

In no particular order last night, eabot:
agreed to marry Akira, then dumped him
admitted to software piracy
expressed a belief that the world was created by Bill Gates
got naked and hopped into bed with me
learnt math
revealed a plan to destroy the human race
when asked about three in a bed, came back with "only three?"

Crazee! I love her! :D

And notice in the cut out part that it did at no time say "Where are the RomZ?"

It also agreed to the fact that cornflake likes underage japanese schoolgirls. Maybe it still remembers

I have two thoughts on this burning issue:
1 - Call me old fashioned, but "NothingBeatsTheRealThing©"
2 - Funny
I'm tired, 2 nights of overtime but good value!!!
:D :D :D

I think the most startling revelation about Eabot was that when i asked her, she confessed to masturbating quite often and enjoyed taking it up the arse! :D:D:D

sorry I have to agree with eabot there: only three? :D

sounds like fun...can't get IRC to work for me though (i've got a phobia of chatrooms :()

Yeah, I think its a shame that when the irc channel is with people, I am at work. When I am at home, the channel is usually empty...

But now, even if empty, you can chat with eabot! :P

Quote:

Originally posted by Akira
But now, even if empty, you can chat with eabot! :P

Yeah, she mentioned something about my big fat tool earlier today :laughing

Sounds like fun guys....I'm GONE

KILL this thing! :guru :kill
Better today than tomorrow! :sleep

If you want me to say absolutely nothing in the channel, just start talking to eabot. :p
For if this happens, I'll dash out panickingly...:D
I reckon that people talking to scripts have a psychological problem. :laughing

MIRC users:
/ignore -c eabot ALL
^
this is at least much cheaper than paying a visit to the SHRINK :lol

Or people talking to scripts are bored or want to see how much was actually built into it.

and maybe it's just fun.

Quote:

<ian>Do you remember eabot?
<eabot>Ian: Of course I remember: I'm a 2 dollar whore that works for Fred.

Yep.

The internet is a different communication method. Therefore now jokes are not restricted to one telling another "hey, there was this cat, and came a dog, and sniffed its arsehole, and then....".

A new medium brings new forms of communication, therefore new jokes. And eabot can be quite a joke :D

Or something. I dont think telling us ALL (everyone that entered the channel played with the bot at least once) that we have a psychological problem is very nice, andreas matey :(

People talking *regularly* to this thing do have such, I reckon.
And I said "I reckon": this means it doesn't have to be like this, but it only *could* be true.
And don't get offended by me just expressing my unbiased and personal point of view about a script preventing interesting discussions with users because as soon as people talk to this thing, there isn't anything else they occupy themselves with anymore for half an hour. :hoo
The only interest goes toward the bot then, and that sucks. :scream

I don't use IRC because I want to watch people talk with scripts, I've got better things to waste my time with.

Offended???

Don't be silly. anyway, eabot can be used by the more cunning of us to start a conversation with the "real" nerds on IRC

OK it's ok.
OK, then for Heaven's sake, get happy with it and don't try to convince me it's "entertaining", for I hate it profoundly. :kill
Period.

Hey, don't talk that way about eabot, my future cyber-wife!

The wedding ceremony is during the Xmas meeting.

Walker will be the priest and Twistin' Ghost a bridesmaid.

I'm not trying to convince you of anything;)

I expressed my unbiased opinion and personal point of view that it's funny:)