Games which defy logic!! (any platform)
 

Vice City - why do you die when in Water? FFS
Treasure Island Dizzy - surely an egg can float on water? FFS
Superfrog - Who strapped spikes to a turtles back?
Weird Dreams - In a candyfloss machine? WHAT!

Anymore? :D

:D:D class rant...

The thread has potential, I have to think about it for a bit...

Frogger, why can't an amphibian swim!?!

GTAIV - Why the FUCK do I have the Police and Army trying to wreck my shit if I goto another island before time?

Hehe, can't remember all that games but...
D'you ever run against invisible walls?

Wizkid.

WHAT?

Gothic 2
Why? Unlimited inventory ;)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7...hic2inv.th.png

Seriously where does he store all that junk :nuts :D

Not being able to run and shoot at the same time in Resident Evil 1-4, and Silent Hill too.

Hmm Inventory....How about that walking chest in Discworld? :laughing

Hey it's made of sapient pearwood and has hundreds of legs, which makes perfect sense when you think about it ;)

Don't forget: It's MultiDimensional, inside bigger then outside
Seems realistic too me:D

Titanic Blinky, Blinky's Scary School - why he can not walk through walls?
Lotus 3 - where is the driver?
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7150/lotus3.png

Jet Set Willy - if Willy wants to get to bed after a hard night partying, he should tell his wife not to be such a bitch, not spend the rest of the day cleaning up the (frankly disturbingly populated) house

Leander.

As far as I can remember, you can't crouch and fire at the same time. Just like real life, hey...

Double jump! Some sort of fart-boost perhaps?

Shadow of the Beast - you must kill main boss by hitting his foot, he is a wizard/mage but he is using club like ape, also when you die in castle or tree your skeleton is in forest/woods for some unknown reason (game over screen)
Turrican II - you can jump on boss gun (first level) and he is defenseless
Yoshi's Island - those eggs must be painful to him

How comes I have a rocket launcher, a grenade launcher, some proximity mines, some remote mines, various machine guns, plus a tank. But I still can't get through this closed wooden door?

(Various games - example weapons taken from Goldeneye).

I actually really don't care about this, inventory limitations annoy me greatly :) Hurray for the devs for not wanting to make a fantasy RPG realistic!

On the topic of Gothic 2: the drop distance that kills you is way too low. And then again, if you drop off a mountain into shallow water, you survive!

Learn acrobatics then ;) I find Gothic 2 to be a 'quite' realistic RPG, but that the inventory is limitless (while nearly all other RPGs have either a weight and/or slot based limitation) stumped me a be tbh.

Escaping the hospital in It came from the Desert. Why is it I can't just walk out of the hospital? Why do I have to try and escape?