Galahad/FLT
13 December 2002, 03:45
One Fil is for sale.
He's slightly damaged (in the head!), spouts out swearwords instead of polite conversation, and is simply prone to alienating himself.
Cannot send back to manufacturer (she won`t take him back!), still wets the bed, and is also prone to sticking his thumb up his arse!
Dribbles a lot (bless!), but other than that, he's in working order (or is that bang out of order?).
Will accept first offer over £1.20 or a used Spatula.
He's slightly damaged (in the head!), spouts out swearwords instead of polite conversation, and is simply prone to alienating himself.
Cannot send back to manufacturer (she won`t take him back!), still wets the bed, and is also prone to sticking his thumb up his arse!
Dribbles a lot (bless!), but other than that, he's in working order (or is that bang out of order?).
Will accept first offer over £1.20 or a used Spatula.